"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: ‘Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn’t work’."

Jerry Seinfeld (via skyeg)
@2 years ago with 17 notes
#james bond #jerry seinfeld #comedy #stand-up #jokes 

eddieizzard:

Eddie Izzard on James Bond & his gadgets

@2 years ago with 5 notes
#007 #james bond #comedy #eddie izzard 

"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: ‘Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn’t work’."

Jerry Seinfeld (via skyeg)
@2 years ago with 17 notes
#james bond #jerry seinfeld #comedy #stand-up #jokes 
"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: ‘Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn’t work’."
Jerry Seinfeld (via skyeg)
2 years ago
#james bond #jerry seinfeld #comedy #stand-up #jokes 
"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: ‘Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn’t work’."
Jerry Seinfeld (via skyeg)
2 years ago
#james bond #jerry seinfeld #comedy #stand-up #jokes 
2 years ago
#007 #james bond #comedy #eddie izzard